Jerry Jones, the Owner, Ceo, General Manager, and complete nut case for the Dallas Cowboys was locked out of the locker room after Sunday night’s loss to the Falcons.
Some say it was coincidental, others say the door was locked to keep media out. But really, how do you forget the infamous Jerry Jones!? It’s quite simple really. He stands on the sidelines and looks over the coaches shoulder almost every game, he is his own employer and employee, and even better he won’t fire himself!
In an interview before the game Jones was asked if he should fire the general manager, which just so happens to be himself. Here was his response:
“Well, I think so . . . because he was there to dismiss,” Jones said. “I’ve always worked for myself and you can’t do that. You basically have to straighten that guy out in the mirror when you work for yourself. But certainly, if I’d had the discretion, I’ve done it with coaches and certainly I would have changed a general manager.”
It is quite ironic that the man working for himself thinks he should be fired, but somehow he is still employed by himself. I’m not sure how that is supposed to work, but I’ll go ahead and leave it up to the billion dollar stadium owner, Jerry “I work for myself” Jones.
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